im going insane. are you?

snakegay:

me: (listens to ‘take on me’)

me, who was not alive in the 80s: god this really brings me back

versaceslut:

me and my hunties arriving at the funeral of my second sugar daddy

haunt-my-miles:

prince-squid:

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

why was this calculated

I would’ve done it myself but I’m dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies

haunt-my-miles:

prince-squid:

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

why was this calculated

wlwdateideas:

the fact that tumblr made it possible to post in rainbow is another great accomplishment of twenty gayteen

frawgs:

trashyvirgo:

frawgs:

eats a peanut before i suck ur dick so my throat closes and creates a tighter grip

do you take constructive criticism on your posts?

there is absolutely nothing to critique here

theboywhoreadsbooks:

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.